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autoerotic asphyxia

asphyxia caused by intentionally strangling oneself (or holding there breath) while masturbating in order to intensify the orgasm through reduced oxygen flow to the brain. (can become lightheaded and feel of faint.
my girl was choking my chicken and she thought i was in autoerotic asphyxia and i nearly passed out
by David!!!??? March 21, 2008
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Autoerotic Asslicksiation

The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.
Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.
by Inmown Werdz June 27, 2008
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autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality

Choking yourself while having an orgasm with a dead animal of the same gender that you set on fire.
Sean enjoys to engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality with the neighborhood dogs.
by balzac9012 August 19, 2009
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autoadmit

noun: one who is assured admittance to school x, most typically law school x. popularized by the most prestigious law school admissions discussion board.
With a 175 and a 3.8 GPA, Jim is an autoadmit at GULC.
by syntheticapriori February 27, 2007
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autoer

A person who uses a bot or macro of some sort to gain levels in Runescape while not wasting their life with endless clicking in this gay game. Useful for making great pkers while not wasting away at your computer screen for 12 hours...
Man i hate these autoers im gonna tell Andrew about you fuckers and get you permabanned from rs!
by Hatz March 7, 2005
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autodafe

1. Public announcement of the sentences imposed by the Inquisition.
2. The public execution of those sentences by secular authorities, especially by burning at the stake
As used in The Mars Volta's song, Televators
by Krow October 8, 2004
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Autoerotic Defestration

The act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to masturbate during the fall to earth ...
I'm so bored with my sex life, I'm considering autoerotic defestration ...
by Gridwalker April 21, 2009
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