Absafuckinglutely

A combination of absolutely and fucking. Used for emphasis.

Preson 1: Wanna come round later?

Person 2: Absafuckinglutely!!

by Kyleia March 10, 2010

assacle

It's a really comfy bicycle, it has the most comfiest seat that your ass can just totally relax on. It's OUT OF THIS WORLD comfy!

'Bruh! Nice assacle!'
'Thanks man, I got it a couple of days ago. Totally cured my bicycle but! Bruh, you should get one! Totally worth the money and I swear the seats are made in heaven!
'Bruh, I'm buying one.'

by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017

ASAF

An acronym for the phrase: As Sexy As Fuck.
For when one is exceptionally sexy.

"That guy over there is Asaf."
"Man alive! I'd hit that!"

by the_egyptian October 24, 2015

assacre

Having diarrhea and stinking up the bathroom.

Don't go in there. There's been an assacre.

by What about ME? May 31, 2005

assalicious

A woman with a nice, big, round, butt.

Do you see assalicious over there.
That girl is assalicous.

by Melissa Munger July 28, 2007

Assalamu Alaikum

greeting for muslims meaning "peace be on u"

Malcolm X: Assalamu alaikum!

by C-Hud July 28, 2006

Ayatollah Assahola

A term used to describe western sentiments towards the consolidation of power by the fundamentalist/terrorist radical, Grand Ayatollah Khomeini and his cadre of fanatics in 1979. Though Khomeini is long dead, the term is still applicable to any radical Ayatollahs including: Nakhbadeh, Zahedi, and even Ayatollah Razmada.

If that Ayatollah Assahola doesn't stop sponsoring terrorism I’ll take him to the curb

by OnionSoup December 21, 2008