assbola

A condition where a person's ass is not aesthetically pleasing.

Look at that girl, she has a great face but unfortunately she has a serious case of assbola!

by BillyJoJimBob November 24, 2014

asshoover

1. (v.) To suck on another person's anus. 2. (n.) A person who performs this act.

1. Honey, could you asshoover me please?
2. I heard Bill is an asshoover.

by Dracos March 22, 2003

assbot

Also...a$$b0t.
An insult used against IM "learning" bots.

IM Example: Upon directing a question at megahal, an IM bot...

<PM> megahal what do you know about Mags?

<MegaHAL> I have what i was him, i'd appreciate it. Do you have a growth on my brain that causes memory lapses. Could you tell me about mags.

<PM> megahal you should have something done about that growth on your brain

<MegaHAL> Me? I have a growth on your brain.
<PM> megahal the growth is on your brain, not mine you a$$b0t!

by PM June 23, 2004

asshook

1.) assplay, usually in a gay male way (i.e. TrekBoi & Hexcor). Can involve fingers, fists, and/or glass dildos donated by Cameron's girlfriend.

2.) A Way0ter's screenname.

1.) Fucking moron! You need a good asshooking.

2.) A(s)Shook

by aq. March 6, 2005

assbox

The actual asshole. Not the entire ass, cheeks included, just the hole.

Damn, I would love to eat that chick's assbox out.

by Turning Gargoyle November 27, 2006

assboat

an random insult used to call someone an ass, but to make it sound slightly different.

suck my balls, assboat.

by =Dean-o= July 26, 2006

Assbored

Commonly used in the service industry; The feeling one gets while doing absolutly nothing, when you suddenly realize you could be making money

--- commonly associated with an asshole feeling inside

Brandon- I'm so effin' assbored right meow!

by Romeo! June 7, 2009