Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010

ard

NOT ORIGINATED FROM PHILLY. But used as a slang for “alright”

p1- i’m about to run the the store
p2- ard

by madpersonfrombaltimore August 3, 2022

Ard-on

Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused

2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern

"Omg Jacinda Ardern is so beautiful & sexy. She gives me such an Ard-on"

by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020

Ard

To beat your meat and ejaculate on the nearest person as a show dominance.

He had an ard to show off to her.

by Jeremy Clawanks March 19, 2025

Courtney Danielle Ard

She is the most beautiful human I’ve ever been aware of. I meant that as in her empathy’s depth or well. She’s closest to right as you morally could imagine much less ever come close to nearing her capacity. She is the most overlooked unappreciated human I’ve ever been around. She is the most important person to me on this entire earth. She has always had someone in her ear trying to tear us away from each other. I understand. Courtney I love you from the bottom of my heart forever and always.

Courtney Danielle ard... damn she’s got it all!

by GarretJones February 18, 2021

Re-Arded

Aka... retarded

When a Canadian / Jamaican male acts like he a woman that gets menstrual cramps every 28 days. Eg... when he doesn't agree with something and wants to be heard.. he then starts acting like a cry baby bitch!

Look at Chuckie, he's acting so re-arded, like a cry baby bitch!

by QweneT to u bitch August 25, 2021

‘Ard

Scott brown in the football pitch

Jesus broony’s looking ‘ard

by ThePopesDong January 23, 2020