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ancient dragon

The act of exreting your love juice into the mouth of a man/woman, upon which you slap them in the face, and watch as your explosion burst from their nostrils...
"Dude, i gave her an ancient dragon.. dumped my load then slapped her mouth."
by katiegaryfingerbang December 26, 2014
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Ancient Dankloft

A *higher* being from the beginning of time. Praised demi-god, the Ancient Dankloft, is the first established deity

and Dankastru is the first organized religion on Ark: Survival Evolved. The Ancient Dankloft promotes community in an otherwise hostile game. The Ancient Dankloft is said to have handed down The Eight, a list of inclinations, to help better all players. Since the Ancient Dankloft is only a demi-god, he does not require worship like a god, but still enjoys praise. He encourages his followers to smoke the dankest herb and to give gifts to friends. The Ancient Dankloft watches from behind the glorious yellow glow of the sun

It's not uncommon to hear players praise the Ancient Dankloft before smoking the jazz lettuce and chasing turtles.
Dude, are you ready to fucking blaze?

Praise the Ancient Dankloft!
by MistrBearJew June 23, 2017
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ancient meme

A Meme You Have Seen Before. It Doesn't Matter if it is A minute or a Second Ago
Maurys: Y'all Talk?
Mush: Nah. He keeps tagging me in Ancient Memes
by Maurys Gaucho November 2, 2017
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ancient Egyptian post-rock breakcore

man i sure do love some ancient Egyptian post-rock breakcore
by music man 69 April 4, 2022
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Ancient dreams in a modern land

Person 1: have you heard marinas album ancient dreams in a modern land?

Person 2: of course I did, it’s amazing
by Ur_mummy April 18, 2022
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SIGHING ANCIENTLY

When a being millennia old sighs, or when someone much older than the rest in a room sighs.
The Ancestor shook his head, sighing anciently...
by Camel4712 January 28, 2023
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Ancient aliens

A show with a bunch of retarted crackheads saying that every small thing in human history was caused by aliens. Officially one of the stupidest things on television do not watch unless you want to lose brain cells.
As ancient astronaut theorists beleive ancient aliens came down and changed our dna so we will be smart. As ancient astronaut theorists belive ancient aliens made shakespere a time traveling super human.
by History channels stupid October 1, 2012
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