So called due to the penchant for West Ham FC he shares with the team's only other fan, Alfie Moon of Coronation Street (and even he's fictional!). Worse than his choice of football team is his dress sense, and will often be spotted with a dubious rugby shirt vacuum packed into his jeans. Makes a few pound on the side as Colin Montgomerie's stunt double.
by Ule Neverwalk Alone February 01, 2007
Alfie's are ussally the type of boys who use people and sleep with different girls every night and annoys people to make them go away and friends every girl so he can flirt with them all then ask them out by one by one
by Jessica farrence ❤️ February 01, 2017
Alfie
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by Sexyfuck xoxo January 26, 2022
Alfie is a tall boy who is a quiet chap but is also an absolute legend.An Alfie is normally spotted with Dorito bits but as of late he has been spotted with rice because of his braces.he is a friend of mason and Luca
by Masons mum December 09, 2019
Alfie’s are most of the time the most annoying people you would ever met. They always think there the clown of a group when no one actually thinks there funny. They always try hard to fit in but is clearly a black sheep of the group. Alfie’s are basically all mouth no action, who constantly shys away from fights when they usually cause them. No one would want to be like Alfie
by KitKatKot123 August 28, 2019
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