abalacha

n. a word to replace a cuss word in a sentence (comes in handy around teachers)

adj. a word meaning angry

~you see a complete stranger trying toying with your brand new ipod~
You say, "What the abalacha are you doing you abalacha???"

Mom, your're grounding me again??? Geez, you make me so abalacha!

by shamazingwords March 6, 2009

Albanian Mindset

the Albanian Mindset is running an unregistered uranium enrichment facility inside a 70 years old woman's apartment on the 3rd floor while committing a mass amount of tax evasion

- bro how did you make that much money in a week?

- I follow the Albanian Mindset

by Terrorizim August 9, 2023

tyto alba

The scientific name for the Barn owl

Tyto alba is the barn owl, they don't hoot like typical owls.

by Tyto_alba December 18, 2014

kanye albania

when the imposter calls an emergency meeting and asks eminem for an autograph and then drake starts going "what you know about rolling down in the deep"

IMPOSTER: *CALLS EMERGENCY MEETING*
Imposter: Hey eminem can I have an autograph
Eminem: What you know about rolling down in the deep
Crewmates: kanye albania

by evanjerm June 1, 2021

diving for abalone

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.

This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.

by TheBigDefinition January 5, 2014

wet albanian afternoon

the act of dipping your balls into a hot steamy cup of diarha or extremely wet feces and then watching the female lick it clean

after burning my cock in the extremly spicey diareha i watched Teresa lick every last drop clean it was crazy.

person one: that was one crazy wet albanian afternoon.
person two: i can't believe albanians perform this daily.
person one: yeah it was fun and hot.

by acne all over my penis cock June 15, 2009

Alba Status

The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous.

Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie?
Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status.

by Rydel92 October 22, 2008