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Mission accomplished

When you take a shit and when you wipe there is nothing there.
Hey Jessica I just took a mission accomplished and I feel great!
by rainbow_skunk_ass_nigga December 3, 2011
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tweet accompli

An accomplished, presumably irreversible deed or fact; a thing already done by announcing it on Twitter.

A fait accompli accomplished via Tweet.
Even though he hadn't proposed, their engagement was a tweet accompli once she announced it on her Twitter page.
by The KLH September 19, 2010
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Accomplished Cock blocker

Man or usually Gurl that ain't happy to see they're crew gettin' some dick or pussy unless they're getting some.
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
They'll say some coded shit like "Alysha I gotta' head home but you stay and have a good time with Dwaynne"
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.

An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
by Big Brown Bob May 15, 2006
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Shamefully accomplished

When you attempt something stupid and pointless you learned from things like friends,internet,or TV but succeed in your attempt leaving you ashamed but accomplished because your life has no meaning
(A) i just did a upper decker in my gfs bathroom

(B) man aren't you just shamefully accomplished

(C) why is my toilet water brown and smell like shit

(B) congratulation you have now officially experienced the feeling of shameful accomplishment
by PhoenixandNova June 28, 2010
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Accomplished

Accomplished and serious are two different things. Whether someone that is accomplished is a serious person or not depends on the person, not on what accomplishments, titles, or awards they have.
Being accomplished at something doesn't tell you what somebody is really like. A lot of people take accomplishments as more than what they are.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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AccomplishMints

Example: I know that I can be a Adderall I can be when I take my AccomplishMints!

-Michael Martin
by AccomplishMintMike November 23, 2023
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AccomplishMints

Funny yet fitting slang for Adderall that I made up years ago.
When I take my AccomplishMints I know that I can be Adderall I can be!
by AccomplishMintMike November 23, 2023
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