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Honda Accord

A very ordinary looking car, but is surprisingly very reliable. This car will go through everything with you that involves travel. Most people that drive this car feel they are better than everyone else because they have had the same car for 20 years.
Guy #1: "Hey Guy #2, why do you drive your 15 year old Honda Accord around town for no reason? You just make yourself look like an ass."

Guy #2: "Hey man this car here is my baby, i got so attached to it, i named her Betty."

Guy #1: "You bastard!"
by Bob Bernstein December 12, 2010
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accomplish

to finish something successfully or to achieve something:
The students accomplished the task in less than ten minutes.
by tzop April 25, 2016
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accountabilibuddy

The name for a buddy you love so much, that you hold yourself accountable for his well-being.

Originally coined in an episode of South Park.
"Yo where's trevor at?"

"Who cares, Pillow-Biter?"

"I do! I'm his acountabilibuddy! That makes me accountabilibuddyable! "
by Bret Meisenbach October 23, 2007
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accolade

A great merit or award. A great praise.
Your work should receive such an accolade.
by CGray1387 May 26, 2006
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full-contact accounting

The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.
Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."
by Fieldgrunt January 27, 2007
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Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts that are ran by depressed teenagers that shitpost and make image edits that pretend to be fictional characters while whining about how bad the drama is while starting drama.
Person 1: Hey I run a parody twitter account!
Person 2: Sucker Punches them into the sperm maker
by Goku81399492 November 22, 2020
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accio

A word springing from Harry Potter used to get someone to hand an object to you. Similar in use to using Jedi powers. Effectiveness depends on level of compliance from people nearby.
Jamie: "Accio waterbottle!"
Jenny hands Jamie the water bottle.

Lauren: "Accio cellphone!"
Michelle: "Screw you!"
by Slytheringurl4life April 22, 2010
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