arborphilia

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

by webstepz February 2, 2007

food baby abortion

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.

I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

by the abortionist August 5, 2012

Arbor parked

Parking a vehicle under a shade tree

Guarav was very sensitive to the afternoon heat so he arbor parked his car in the shade.

by pubed June 22, 2012

arboreatum

A lovely nature-filled area consisting of plants, animals & cultural beauties where the food options rule!

I saw beautiful trees, flowers & birds but the best part was the philly cheesesteak at the arboreatum!

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

Grammar abortion

when something is so riddled with spelling errors that it can be dubbed a grammar abortion.

1. hey man your comment on my post was a fucking grammar abortion.

by shredmeister310 November 22, 2011

Mexican Abortion

When someone eats a large amout of spicy mexican food, resulting in massive diarrhea completely filling the toilet bowl.

Dude I had a ton of those fish tacos from baja fresh, and about ten minutes later I had a crazy mexican abortion.

by G-az April 26, 2011

Abort

To wholly and instantly abandon your immediate action or plan

Guy 1 (talking to Rufus' girlfriend): So, any plans this weekend?
Guy 2: Yo, Rufus is coming - abort, abort.

by 4dm1n December 18, 2008