nigga alert

when you see a nigga walk in

2 chainz: ill nigga alert! ill nigga alert!

by gucci_gooch December 2, 2013

Brown Alert

When the urgency to defecate is so intense you're only mere moments from soiling yourself.

"I had to clench my ass cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because I was having a serious brown alert."

by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009

Allergic Chomp

When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.

Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

flert alert

to be exclaimed when someone is caught flerting with another person.

boy: hey girl, you're so kiute!
girl: flert alert ! 🚨

by louafsique July 5, 2020

Alerhand Effect

n. In Mario Kart 64, when one player pulls ahead from the rest, while the remaining three, rather than catching up with the leader, end up shooting each other with shells, thereby causing the leader to extend his lead.

Oh, I slipped on that skeeted banana and now you've got mad Alerhand Effect going.

Steve just came into the game. You know he's going to get the Alerhand Effect right off the get go.

by Ollie (ISS GON RAIN) April 22, 2007

Emergency Alert System

The Emergency Alert System (EAS), is a system that was put in place in 1997 by the FCC. The system was very similar to the NOAA Weather Radio System. The EAS replaced the old Emergency Broadcast System (EBS). The system i vital to the safety US citizens. The system relays Tornado Warnings, Flash Flood Warnings, and any other National, State, and Local emergencies. The system uses S.A.M.E tones (the three loud beeps in the beginning of the alert). After the S.A.M.E tones, they play either a 980 Hz tone of 1050 Hz (NOAA Weather Radio) tone(s) or both. Following that, there is either a Human Voice or Robot Voice to relay the alert message. Finally, there are 3 EOM (End of Message) tones (Simaler to the first ones at the beginning, but shorter.

*Watching or listening to the radio*
*S.A.M.E Tones from Emergency Alert System play*
*980 Hz tone or 1050 Hz tone plays*
*Robot Voice of Human Voice plays*
*EOM Tones play*

by SPCStateCollege2017 July 8, 2018

yap alert

When folks use multiple loud, yappy little dogs to protect their property and families rather than purchasing a security system.

Of course yap alert is a better system all around, you never have to turn it on or off.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019