Ashlee Simpson

inconsequential, untalented younger sibling of an almost-talented older sister, who has been forced down the throats of America's youth by MTV. Unconscious integration through overexposure is the only explanation of her success, which also means, thank the lord, it will be short-lived. It's over bitch!
See also: Jan Brady

I'd make up ridiculous excuses to disguise up my unstoppable ability to be the worst wannabe ever, but I'd hate to be labeled an ashlee simpson.

by L.E. Lisa February 18, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

She's only famous because of her sister. She has a horrible raspy singing voice and apparently is against lip-synching. Oh sure....

She is NOT punk rock. Just because she has dark hair and wears t-shirts that says 'punk' on it does not make her 'rock 'n roll'. Hell, she doesn't even DESERVE that title!

Also, when it comes to looks, Ashlee Simpson just doesn't cut it. She is ugly and has a rather large nose.

If someone forced me to either listen to Ashlee or Jessica, I'd choose Jessica hands down.

Ashlee Simpson is ugly. Fact.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 28, 2006

Ashlee

Ashlee. Spelled with two "E's" for a reason. An Ashlee, not to be confused with an Ashley, is no goodie two shoes or poser. She goes against the grain, and may not fit in with any certain clique but she sets the trends. A possible social outkast, very dependant, very desireable. A real vixen, and a dynamo in the sack.

Poser 1 - "Have you seen Ashlee's new tattoo"?

Poser 2 - "Yeah man, its flippin' sweet"!

by Jack Michealson February 8, 2010

ashlee simpson

shes a stupid fuckin ugly bitch. she only got famous due to her sisters sucess. she thinks hes a rocker but everyone know shes really some stupid fuckin blonde under your black fuckin hair. get a life, STOP SINGING, YOU SUCK

shes fuckin emo that cant sing for shit

by brody December 9, 2004

Ashanee

a smart , funny girl and she can be friendly and shy at first but once u get to know her she’s a lil crazy and someone u can count on and u can trust she the best friend u probably will ever have and easily to talk and easily in love with but hard to let go u would want to let go of her

Zach- who’s that girl over their
Alex- idk but she looks like a ashanee

by Sammy bell January 16, 2018

Ashlee

the sexiest person in the world , she will make you fall in love in a heartbeat .

melanie : omg have you seen "ashlee"

alyssa: yes shes so fire

by yoyoyoyoyoyyoyooo September 26, 2019

ashlee bowen

Is a bitch. Is someone you should never trustor you will regret it. Is really fat with tan ugly skin and brown eyes dark hair. Is the rude one. Make everything about herself. Is self centered. When some is rude to her she thinks oh why are the being so rude she's just some small bitch that talks herself up. She is the shortest one. Can't stop herself from saying rude things to others. When she is rude to others it makes herself feel better. She is a malicious rude person know one want to be around. She thinks she's so funny and that people are laughing with her but really there laughing at her. She eats like a pig and has know morals in life. And she is going to have know friends because of her attitude towards others. She is disrespectful towards her parents and friends. She always has something mean to say about other always judging others. She is the type of person everyone hates and dreads having to talk or even go near. Is a spiteful person.Is always a nightmare having to associate with. She is the one to look down on and treat differently is they are not up to her standard. And is extremely rude to those that are better looking, have better home lifes, smarter, nicer, have more friends than her. And she will look for excuses for not to like someone. She is self-conscious and if something she doesn't like is said about her she will make everyone turn against you. She tries to act cool and tough but really she's not.

ashlee bowen is the mean one that is only in ti for herself

by cole.sprouse June 1, 2020