pineapple slap your ascot

it means slap your ass.

why u hitting me? what the h*** are u doing that for? Do you want me to pineapple slap your ascot?? Huh, Scott?

by Adaise May 21, 2008

asco

(n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.


Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.


There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.

www.think-evolution.com/uploads/asco.jpg is now redundant

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

ascouser

wheel thief, someone who will steal anything from anyone at anytime.

keep your hands in your pockets he is ascouser

by mark dingwall May 13, 2005

alcobev

An Alcoholic Beverage.....Alco-Bev

"God I Could Really Use An Alcobev, I Love You Sian!"

by Deathstar88 September 5, 2007

acobux

1.
n. Taco Bell and/or Starbucks
2.
n. provisions from said establishments
3.
v. the action of procuring such provisions

1. I'm going to Acobux now.

2. I needs me some acobux!

3. Hey dingus, want to acobux?

by The Evil Monkey December 3, 2003

ascot

same as saying "ass got"

"Damn girl you ascot phat!"

by Jacob Starling October 29, 2007

Ascott

the state of drowsiness before you fall asleep.

Dude, your so drunk your almost ascott!

by Maisyn Tollefson October 11, 2007