Windows Apache

An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI

I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.

by Rytherix July 31, 2006

Apache Park

A ghetto shit hole that has slides where you can usually find the rare gay pokemon Nikeshita and the infamous amazing rap group The Illstate Boyz! Also can be seen on Gangland for biggest joke of gangsters.

Dam you wana go ball at Apache Park? Nah Nikeshita and the Illstate Boyz might be there!

by Mo Weiner April 4, 2010

Alpaca

Alpacas are the savior summoned from the supernovas in the andromeda galaxy. That where brought to us to save us from the evil llamas and their fortnite kids. First they took over Saturn to breed so they can out number the llamas. But here on earth they have been seen as a joke and acted dumb to spy on the llamas. When people annoy them too much they have to use 0,0001% of their power to spit on them. And when humans inevitably destroy themselves trying to juggle three atomic bombs the war will begin. It will be long lasting but it will settle year 69420 when the most powerful alpaca of them all, the alpacorn (an alpaca with a horn from a unicorn) will strike for the last time and the alpacas will rise victorious standing on the corpses of the llamas. Then they will rebuild society way better than we could ever imagine. After centuries of ruling they would have concord the whole universe we live in and will begin ascending to to higher dimensions and states of existence. When they are done ascending they would have reach complete control over time and space. They would dethrone god I and take his place and rule over all the universes for eternity.

Damn boii I love that alpaca.

by Alpacka lover October 12, 2020

alpacastan

country run by and for alpacas. Be careful if you are there.

alpacastan is a good place to be if you find alpacas to be pleasant.

by alpacastan August 31, 2010

Apache death fart

Flatulence released from the deepest depths of your bowels that it would suffocate 42 Apache Indians in a cave.

Holy shit Kristin you let out an Apache death fart in here roll down the windows!

by Setjeep June 7, 2018

Penile Apache

When one is fixing to ejaculate and sprints toward an individual and delivers a large amount of semen onto them. Often times while screaming the phrase, "America!". Can also be referred to as a Strafing Run, or The Screaming Eagle.

Adam delivered the woman freedom with his use of the Penile Apache. Believed to be his final form.

by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015

AH-64 Apache

The most kick-ass helicopter in the world. Seriously, this thing can seek and destroy it's targets from so far away you can't even hear it. The coolest thing about it is that there is an aiming reticle on the visor of the weapons officer's helmet. All he has to do is look at his target, and the gun aims there too!

The AH-64 Apache, even if you can't see them, they can see you.

by A7X forever September 18, 2010