magpie

don't look that scary unless you know what they can do

will swoop you and poke your eyes out if you disturb them

some bikers wear zip ties on their helmets to keep them away

at some point in the year a lot of magpies will come out and that's when swooping season starts

me: "watch out for that magpie, you might not come home alive"

friend 1: "..."

by cosmicretard August 9, 2021

That's magpie bro

When a hoe is lying to your face :(
I've been hurt

Them: 'that car was yellow bro, I swear'
Me: 'no that's magpie bro, it was cream'

by Majestic Meats June 18, 2021

Magpie

A magpie is someone who “already threw their portion” magpies are known to throw mag amounts

Wow, that guy in the BlackHawks Jersey is such a magpie

by Magly November 22, 2018

Book Magpie

A person who buys and collects books, but never reads them.

Been a real Book Magpie, bought the entire works of Pratchett, Dostoevsky, Christie, and Marx, to fill my bookshelf up.

by Frojo Swaggins November 9, 2023

A Magpie

A Magpie is sometimes used to describe a person that finds what could be a piece of junk to some, very interesting, and take it. This could be a rock, and piece of colored glass, a button, a bone, a bottle. They tend to collect their treasures, and even hoard them.

"Dude, Tilly is A Magpie. She literally picked up a random bottle cap when we were walking and acted like she found gold."

by [redacted]] June 25, 2023

Molly Magpie

Someone who won't shut up.

That teacher is such a molly magpie. She just keeps talking and talking.

by maisto July 1, 2012

MagPie

Vibrator, for your Vagina. Also useable , if your vagina is wet like my spearmed D*CK. Buy the Magpie right now! Just for 99£

Oh no my Vagina is wet as fuck. WHERE IS MY MAGPIE?

by Li3ral0v3r May 16, 2018