Child

A sub-human creature that, with time and luck, may grow to become human. The inevitable result of repeatedly having unprotected sex.

I would not kill a man without being heavily provoked, but a child? They're not even human yet.

by Blackwolf Morrow July 25, 2005

child

See wordyoungin/word.

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Child

A non-human animal. When the child turns 18 they automatically become human. Children are not allowed to watch pornography, buy alcohol, smoke cigarettes, vote, drive (without owners permission), serve in a human military such as the Army, or do many other human only things. For more information please look up slavery.

17 Year Old Child: I can't wait till I turn human tomorrow!

by AOM July 23, 2008

child

Synonym for demon.

I can definitely wait until parenthood.

by Cortana Dragoon August 26, 2005

Childe

A wild species found in the weightroom of Nahroes house

Waachiim SpiritWolf is a childe

by Batman55555 November 28, 2013

Childe

The eleventh fatui harbinger; also known as Ajax, Tartaglia, Zhongli's wallet.

Give me mora, Childe

by AetherSucksBalls July 06, 2022

child

The only thing worse than a rapist

There's only one thing worse than a rapist
*anticipation*
a child

by SmartestBitchAlive September 25, 2022