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by Blcbby July 28, 2021

the blob

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady, trying to find where to stick his penis in.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.

by ijackoff2u March 25, 2011

Blob

Blob = A Cute Thing. Not Fat And Awesome Friend, Who Everyone Should No Aint FAT Cuz Thats Bull Shyt.

AWESOME.

;))

Eg Joel The BLOB

by Lilo. June 21, 2010

blob

Derrogatory term used against the Blood gang

Man those red Blobs were add it again on my set

by Redrum December 8, 2002

blob

A gunk of goo or grime.

I had a blob of poo on my ass, so I flicked it into oncoming traffic.

by B-Drac August 10, 2003

The Blob

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.

That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!

by Skott September 21, 2004

Blob

A person who is a bit fat but can tank (barge) through crowds of people and can body slam people out the way while his friends push him forward as fast as possible.

Guy1: quick move a blob is coming.
Guy2: shit am gona get tanked.
Or
Guy1: hey blob come here, il help you tank through these people
Blob: sure.
<proceeds to tank (barge) everyone out the way>

by SomeKidYouDon'tKnow August 16, 2011