February 14

THE DAY WERE I MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE 😩❤️

yoooo youuu seen babygirl over theree
yeahhh.. she mineee
you right I ammmm!
it’s February 14 baby!
gimmeee a huggg😭

by B’niyah February 13, 2020

February 14

The sexiest motherfucker was born on this day Forget about Valentine he will be your valentine

:"Hey! Do you wanna be my Valentine?i am lonely you know"
:"In your dreams my Jamal is here for me everytime i need him
:"Wow silly me ofc he is damn i am so stupid He is too hot to resist I think i am gay for him

:"As you should, adios i am going to spend my best February 14 th with Jaehyun

by ShiningCzen February 12, 2022

February 14

The day one dumbass called another dumbass for a whore, and thus a friendship was born.

(also valentines day which is pretty ironic, but screw that it's Ash and Matt day)

Matt: you know February 14 right?
me: oh the day I called you a whore!
Matt: ...

by sssenpai? April 30, 2020

February 14

all the single best friends get to fuck

bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:

by siktireli November 11, 2024

February 14

National long distance relationship day. If you are in a long distance relationship you will have some fun with each other in february 14

Oh yes its february 14 ima get some

by Cokablok February 12, 2021

February 14

"International" No Immigrants Day. Immigrants such as Latinos and other minorities were INTENDED to not go to work or school or stores. Just stay at home. As a Hispanic, I can confirm that this was an epic fail. Just do it next year or whatever. Protesting to earn citizenship but I just wanna stay home.

Person 1: Yo, are you going to work tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah man, tomorrow is February 14th. Imma stay home

by YeaImIzzy February 14, 2022

February 14

Valentine’s day. The day you have no plans at all. zero. you are all alone on february 14th.

Friend: do you have plans on february 14th?
You: No
Friend: L ratio + bozo, ima hang out with my girlfriend 😆

by Infrunami January 30, 2022