Magic 8 Ball

The magic 8 ball is a sphere shaped contraption that has a many sided die in the center which gives answers to many yes or no questions. Inside the Magic 8 Ball is a liquid, which contains a lost soul. This soul is what tells the die what answer to give you.

~Ask the magic 8 ball if we will win our soccer game tonight.
-It says, "My signs point to yes."

by StefenVenn November 5, 2006

cock n balls

the penis and the testies

why dont u grab some lotion and lube up your cock n balls

by Mendoza + Papini = Zambrana June 2, 2003

Saggy Ball Syndrome

When a man's wrinkly scrotum dangles and swings much lower than any testicles ever should.

skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome

When Shaquanda Latifa Jackson worked as a CNA at Shady Acres Retirement Home, she witnessed many instances of Saggy Ball Syndrome as she changed adult diapers all day.

Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"

by BallJ0ckeyTitsMcGee March 3, 2010

balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

by JJ November 25, 2003

ball me blazer

Taken from the hit movie Dodgeball, many people use this term when playing basketball, tennis, or any other sport involving a ball. The coined term, ball me blazer, is just an easier way of saying give me the ball.

Paul: yo ball me blazer
Ryan: *passes him the rock*

by fattehboii June 18, 2008

Ball in a cup

Where someone cuts off the bottom of a plastic cup and puts their balls in a cup and begins to teabag a member of the opposite or same sex.

"Don't make me set my ball in a cup on you!"
"My favourite activity is ball in a cup."
"Dude I don't get how you actually managed to do ball in a cup with her/him!"

by Ben Tupper! October 6, 2008

Blue Balls Bailout

When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.

He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.

by Mystic-X October 4, 2009