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Or, "cat-tire". Clothing/accessories containing cats.
Person 1: You see Johnny's shirt with those cats shooting lasers out of their eyes?

Person 2: Yeah, he really has some of the best cattire around.
cattire by white d'angelo October 9, 2014
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Cats Catherine catfish cathy Catalina cate catch-22 catboy catholic catty

let me catch my son

The phrase created by Anthony owner of the youtube channel Birdman and the phrase is typically used when you are just disgusted by a certain despicable act.
Let me catch my son eating period blood pancakes on Saturday morning for breakfast

cathopathic physician 

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.
Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.

La Catrina 

An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.

At least it's not el enredo
"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!

"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"

"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."

"GETHIM"
La Catrina by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013

Mother of Cattle 

Word originated in West Indies. A mother of cattle, is an extra large cattle, cattle meaning a lard-assed fat woman. Please see meaning of cattle.
Look at the cattle comin; oh no, it's no cattle, it's mother of cattle.

Get outta way for the mother of cattle.

Bone catcher 

An extremely sexually active woman who also enjoys sexual variety.
Jenna banged three different guys at the party last night. She's a real bone catcher when she gets drunk!
Bone catcher by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017