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Coke Finger 

making two quick strokes under your nose with your index finger after you snort some coke
I was watching a rap video and the rapper was holding his balls with his left hand and then he rubbed the bottom of his nose with the index finger of his other hand, the rapper had coke finger.
Coke Finger by Rumrunner March 26, 2009

Poop Finger

The act of suprising someone by jamming a finger into their unsuspecting butthole. (clothed or unclothed)
I was walking to fifth period and Tom snuck up behind me and gave me a poop finger.
Poop Finger by Jimmy Whispas July 13, 2012

Gluck Gluck Finger 1000 

When you stick two fingers up your butthole and make people sniff them until they can’t smell properly anymore.
jacob- bro you’re so dumb
me-*sticks finger down butthole*
jacob- no. no. not the gluck gluck finger 1000....
me-*forces him to sniff it for 5 minutes*

2 finger pussy 

More insulting than just a pussy, 2 finger pussy is 2nd stage pussy, after you've poked the pussy once, you step it up to 2nd"
"Yo that guy Number 17 is such a 2 FINGER PUSSY"
2 finger pussy by jgp July 6, 2006

5 finger discount

1)
When you know you have a bad hooker.

If you can fit all five fingers in, its gonna be a bad night, so you get a discount.
2)
When you jack some shit from a store, or see someone else jackin shit from a store. ( because you pick it up with five fingers and run like hell)
(guy 1 )Damn i had the worst sex ever, i got the 5 finger discount.
(guy 2 ) *laughing* hahahaa well i fucked your mother, and got it too.
(guy 3) thats fucking disgusting

Look at that stupid mother fucker! He just got a 5 finger discount, and ran right into a cop.
Yo nigga, im workin as a stock boy so i can get the 5 finger discount when ever i want.
5 finger discount by Gangsta Stoner January 30, 2008

Minnesota Finger Fuck 

A Minnesota finger fuck is the act of shoving 2-5 fingers into the mans pee hole and spreading them as far as you can. Invented by Hugh Von Dickerstein, a Minnesota politicion in the late 1940's
Denis: Hey Alex!
Alex:Yes?
Denis:We have 10 minutes until school starts, want to get in a quick Minnesota Finger Fuck?