Definitions by izzyizzy6969

Gluck Gluck Finger 1000 

When you stick two fingers up your butthole and make people sniff them until they can’t smell properly anymore.

jacob- bro you’re so dumb
me-*sticks finger down butthole*
jacob- no. no. not the gluck gluck finger 1000....
me-*forces him to sniff it for 5 minutes*

Gluck Gluck Finger 1000 by izzyizzy6969 August 22, 2020

Pringle Buster

When you put a pringle on your face and have your girl BUST THAT SHIT

Jackson: “let me put that pringle right there on my face, perfect.”
Taylor: “and sitting on it in 3...2...1... PRINGLE BUSTER.”

Pringle Buster by izzyizzy6969 August 13, 2019

ShitDip 

The complete opposite of a dipshit. Just kidding it’s absolutely the same. Someone who is so stupid that saying dipshit just won’t ever be enough.

Timmy: “I love cats because they remind me of pussy.”
RebeKa:”Stop being such a ShitDip Timmy boy.”

ShitDip by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018

Yayayanoya

A term that is used out of pure sarcasm. If someone asks you to do something you simply reply with this comment to irritate them.

“Can you take out the trash?”
“Yayayanoya of course.”
“really....?”

Yayayanoya by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018

Trent Scale 

The hardest scale in the world. On this scale if you get a 5 that is a 10 on any regular scale. Anytime you are rated on the Trent Scale you know it will be a harsh rating.

“How do I look?”
“Probably a 4 on the Trent Scale.”
“Yay, that’s like a 8 on a real scale!!”

Trent Scale by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018

hard oak 

when the dick is as hard as an oak tree ;)

Babe, what is wrong with your dick?
Honey, i have hard oak.

hard oak by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018