Sniper Cum 

When you cum from a distance away usually 6 or more inches, and it lands within the woman's (or man's) weak facial positions. (Eyes, inside or near the nostrils) Also known as a killshot.

John: Holy shit dude, I accidentally just Sniper Cummed a guy!
Kyle: Holy shit that's sick where?
John: Right in her nostril, he sucked it all the way in!

Sniper Cum by BIGMONKE January 30, 2021

Yum Cum give me some 

A women or man who lives for sperm and usually gets knocked up twice a year but aborts it

Jack- Do you want to have sex?
Danielle singing- “Yum Cum give me some”

Yum Cum give me some by StormySan April 14, 2021

Platonic Cum Jar 

When a person has been shrunk down to a small size, their friend will put them in a Platonic Cum Jar (PCJ) for safe keeping

“I saved his life, if it weren’t for my Platonic Cum Jar, someone would’ve stepped on him”

Platonic Cum Jar by DonkeyKill July 31, 2021

Toxic cum dumpster 

Worse then a whore or slut. The cum dumpster drips the left over Sperm while looking for another ride. They don't care what they screw and you'll pay the consequences for it.

Have you heard? David is is hooking up with Amy? Hahaha he's screwed...that bitch is a toxic cum dumpster, his dick will rot off in a week.

Toxic cum dumpster by anonymous November 11, 2021

Williams cum 

William aftons cum is a sperm that came from a guy named William afton and it taste really great i want to put it inside me 😋😘

Friend: oh this Williams cum is really great

Michael afton: oh.. really its made by my dead father William Afton

Friend: Bozo he killed kids

William afton: fuck you i wish i didint make out with you

Williams cum by Michaels Slut February 26, 2022

nonstop cum 

When you ejaculate and the cum keeps coming out, enough comes out to fill swimming pools but youll likey suffer fatal dehydration before that happens

Wow Steve has nonstop cum, it's so hot. Imagine how many kids he can have

nonstop cum by FlabbyPancakeSause February 11, 2023

Pre Ketchup Cum 

Pre Ketchup cum is the almost see through substance that comes out the average ketchup bottle whenever it's poured onto your favourite meal or your just really thirsty
Pre Ketchup Cum is something that 9/10 average human beings experience over their lifetime

Man 1: "What just came out of the sauce bottle!!"

Man2: "Chill it's a bit of pre ketchup cum, it happens to all of us"

Pre Ketchup Cum by MrAnonymousTheSecond January 27, 2014