Come over and do Laundry

Term used when a person wants to break up or end the relationship with another person.

John and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I think I’m gonnna invite him to come over and do laundry tonight.

by Pilsenbro13 January 8, 2018

Pelvic Power Launch

When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.

I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.

by ShadyDefinitions May 27, 2018

Yanny vs laurel

This is an audio illusion. Which went viral after a post on reddit. The scientific explanation is that if you hear the frequency ”yanny” you are likely to be a pussy ass nigga. On the other hand if you hear the frequency “laurel” you are likely to have a 10 inch+ penis.

Have you seen that “yanny vs laurel” post?

by Carl Johnson grove street June 6, 2018

Marquis de Laughayette

A.k.a. Gilbert du Mealymouth. An uproariously-ineffective commander during the American Revolution, he was known for "chuckling at danger" when heading into battle, no matter what the actual risks or chances of victory.

Tronald Dump reminds me of the Marquis de Laughayette --- he has a warped sense of reality or what other humans are actually willing/able to do.

by QuacksO July 25, 2018

a very high octave laugh since urban dictionary is gay

you know. THAT LAUGH THAT . u made. its like a cackle + chuckle + wheeze. but its like 90 octaves higher than ur normal voice/laugh? yeah that

ryan: exists.

me, a very high octave laugh since urban dictionary is gay and wont let me just say high octave laugh: HSDGHIEHBVHDIJHEVWGQHEIJHVDSHUIWHQVEGDHJKZHEWAHE GDUHsj

by woahno September 8, 2018

Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.

Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.

by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018

Carpenter’s Laugh

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy

Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*

by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018