Fart

Noun: A gas that expels out your anus, which has the ability to shoo others away
2. A force so strong it causes people to make sounds and interact
by wenderender4t April 16, 2022
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Fart dick

When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.
I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.
by Badonti December 19, 2016
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FART DICK

An excuse made by a wife to avoid giving a BJ due to their gassy husband blowing fecal matter on his member allday.
I’m not giving you road head, you got fart dick after our dinner date!
by Bowie69 February 08, 2025
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Para Fart

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.
This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.
by Traumatized Child January 30, 2022
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Little Lord Fart Leroy

When you feel great intestinal pressure, but it turns out the cause of it was a small turd blocking your sphincter, leading to gas building up in your insides, that small turd is named a "Little Lord Fart Leroy" after its diminutive size yet king-sized abilities.
I thought that I really had to go to the bathroom, but it turned out to be a Little Lord Fart Leroy.
by Little Lord Fauntleroy May 24, 2024
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Who is the farting boy?

What you want to say when some random boy in a group farts and you want to ask whodunnit.
"Alright man, who is the farting boy? C'mon I need answers."
by ComputerWorld February 05, 2024
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fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.
Fags possess many fart rods among them.
by Matija Lazic June 01, 2006
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