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Fart-triloquism 

When you seek pranking revenge, you take your socks off after a long day at work, roll them into a tight ball and fart directly into a sock. Then you throw the fart filled sock at across the room at your unsuspecting prey. The sock hits the person in the face. The stink bounces out of the sock and person has no choice but to smell your fecal vapor. Have fart will travel.
Lately, Missy has demonstrated how depraved she is. When her husband, Kevin, who did not clean up the kitchen befoe she came home from work and found him watching TV, performed the lude act of Fart-Triloquism. She actually threw her pungent fart--using her dirty sock as the transport vehicle at him. What a stink bomb!
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Farttriloquist 

The ability to fart in the vicinity of others and make it sound like it came from someone else in the group.
We were eating dinner with friends and Carl let one fly and farttriloquisted it to Ben.
Farttriloquist by Barney ruble October 21, 2012

Fartriloquism 

the art of producing a fart in such a way that it sounds like it comes from another source
Person 1: *fart*

Person 2: "man that sounded like a rusty screen door."

Person 1: "yeah i've been working on my fartriloquism."

fartriloquism  

Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.

A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
"Trey,I was in the middle of the room when all of a sudeen I smelled a nasty fart"

"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."
fartriloquism by John the Heeb January 16, 2009
Word of the Day on January 23, 2012

fartriloquism 

The science of passing the blame when one passes the gas. The science of farting and getting away with it since someone else gets blamed.
Fartriloquism is hard to master, but the rewards can be tremendous.
fartriloquism by dj1 September 24, 2011

Farttriloquist 

Someone who can talk and fart at the same time without missing a beat.
I was talking my bro at the club and he rip a giant fart while he was yammering away, he didn't even blink an eye. he must some sort of Farttriloquist.
Farttriloquist by raygam April 14, 2010

Fartriloquism 

The ability of a dog or small child to fart across the room and make it sound like it came from you. See also: fartriloquist
“Honey, did you fart?”

“No, it was the dog! She’s gifted in fartriloquism!
Fartriloquism by Cattlebaroness February 4, 2022
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