Ohio Bat & Cat Position 

The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

Ohio Bat & Cat Position by i megum 6 June 20, 2024

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them 

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky

Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

morales of an alley cat 

People with low morales who bang pornstars while their wife is pregnant and also molests women in public.

“You molest women and public and have sex with a porn start while your wife is pregnant with your child, he’s got the morales of an alley cat” - Joe Biden, 2024 1st Presidential Debate

morales of an alley cat by Saidinthefuture June 27, 2024

Morals of an Alley Cat 

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.

Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."

Morals of an Alley Cat by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024

Cleo the Cat 

A phrase used to describe a feline owned by a respected, knowledgeable member of society. This is used in formal conversation, referring to the pet of an intelligent person or family.

Cleo the Cat is owned by Patrick Lewis

Cleo the Cat by Jack Barnacles July 5, 2024

Effing the cat 

Referring to the driver of a car or motor vehicle.

Kee loves effing the cat on long road trips.

Who ever is effing the cat picks the music.

Effing the cat by Fridge_666 July 11, 2024

marshmallow the cat

An adorable cat but be careful because he can murder a squirrel (or u) in ur sleep or when the squirrel is alive and the same(or bigger ) that him/her/other he may climb on doors scratch ur favourite jumper and become a parrot by sitting on ur shoulders and scratching ur back

Marshmallow the cat is a menace to society

marshmallow the cat by I’m jay I have Marshmallow July 25, 2024