Part time penguin

A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions

Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude she’s really a part time penguin.

by Ppleater69 February 26, 2023

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Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.

Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.

by sniper98g July 19, 2014

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Gamers Time

while i respect the dedication into what gamers time did it's clear that anyone could achieve what they achieved due to it looking (compared to most actual 3d models of things with complex geometry) really bad, so while they could theoretically become a "3d modeler" at their skill level (which is essentially zero) it would take months if not years of work in order to build skill

Gamers Time: hi
person 1: while i respect the dedication into what gamers time did it's clear that anyone could achieve what they achieved due to it looking (compared to most actual 3d models of things with complex geometry) really bad, so while they could theoretically become a "3d modeler" at their skill level (which is essentially zero) it would take months if not years of work in order to build skill

by Gamers Time April 20, 2024

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Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

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