gay twink alex

Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.

Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?

by JenniferCroint March 10, 2024

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Sean or Alex

A type of tradesman that can't do anything useful, worse than an apprentice at everything!

I need someone that can paint, properly, no Sean or Alex, beginners welcome!

by Sycox December 9, 2024

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Pull an Alex

Common term used in universities in Cape Town (especially UCT law faculty) To skip, bail on, or show up late to something, especially when it’s expected that you should be there. Often used when someone is known for consistently not pitching up.

“I might pull an Alex tomorrow and not go to class.”
“Don’t wait for him, he’s probably pulling an Alex.”
“I said I’d come, but I might pull an Alex.”

by RollCallGhost March 19, 2026

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