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Shit Cunt 

Shit Cunt (in the UK, mostly London/ Essex) defines an idiotic, lairy, pointless, mouthy, self rightous woman/ girlfriend. As in she has a shit (useless) cunt.
Keep your 'Shit Cunt' of a missus quiet.
Shit Cunt by cockney_bullet November 18, 2010
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Poke-A-Cunt-Us 

A condition posessed by many adult, male, heterosexuals, causing them to poke as many cunts as they possibly can.
GROUP OF FOXY CHICKS AT THE BEACH ...

FELICITY SHAGWELL: Watch out! There's Fat Bastard. He has a bad case of Poke-A-Cunt-Us. You certainly don't want that fat, heavy, sweaty, stinky, slimy body on top of you!

ALOTTA FAGINA: Oh, gross!

shit cunt 

The ass-pipe of a homosexual man. Generally this is the only real cunt a man has.
Ramone got banged up the shit cunt by some disgruntled customers after he gave them bad haircuts.
shit cunt by amulet_1972 October 7, 2008

nazi cunt 

a very useful insult that I love, I think it is my favorite insult ever. but some women find it degrading.
she's such a nazi cunt, I cant believe she lied about being able to do a kickflip and double impossibe. we all know she was totally lying out of her ass.
nazi cunt by kinky lil freak March 23, 2005

Strawberry short cunt 

A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.
OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!
Strawberry short cunt by beef69 October 22, 2008

Lisa Cunt 

I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.
Lisa Cunt by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006