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Bored Journalist Syndrome

affliction causing Beltway stenographers to pine for return of Casino Mobster
At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.
by Uncle Joosie July 9, 2024
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Borquonvious

Quandale Dingle’s brother.
Also can be used as an adjective meaning random/irrelevant
He’s so borquonvious”
by FirstWing July 9, 2024
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borphin

A borphin is a odd looking object which kind of looks like it has an important purpose but the exact purpose becomes more elusive the longer you look at it.

Talked about by Dr. Suess in the book "Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?"
Every morning at six, Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a Borphin to fix. The borphin is schlumping and so he has to unschlump it.
by bob_johnson September 11, 2024
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bornal

When something is not normal, it's bornal.
Jeb: "Damn, look how small these MnMs are!!"
Jett: " Oh those are bornal MnMs"
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Borati English

Broken English which is spoken in a professional tone/casual tone. This is also commonly spoken by non native English speakers.
Guy: Yo what's good?
Borat: It is good.
Guy: What's your name?
Borat: My name Borat.

Guy: Hello.
Indo-Pakistani: Helloo.
Guy: ...
Indo-Pakistani: Why very quiet?

"It appears we have come across Borati English."
by pakpineapple September 20, 2024
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Borp

Borp, as a toot is a fart, is a borp is a burp.
Rachel: "Bro, that borp was really edging me"
Shae: "Damnn... that borp was almost a burp"
Rachel: "Can I suck the borp out of your mouth"
Shae: "...."
*SCENE*
by Shaechel October 10, 2024
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Borderologist

In the us, a federal government employee. a sociologist by profession, in charge of understanding " the root causes of migration" across the us Mexico border.
Boy: Why was Kamala Harris called a border czar? 🤔 she was a simple borderologist.

His father: I don't know. Maybe our media invented the term border czar?
by Sexydimma October 19, 2024
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