ticker

the heart (not used in the emotional sense)

Don't let your ticker beat so fast.

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2009

tinkers

English word for ecstacy pills

Can I buy 50 tinkers off you?

by Simes November 20, 2007

wolf tickets

To "cry wolf", as in the children's story "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", meaning to persistently raise the alarm about a non-existent threat, with the implication that the person who cried wolf would not be taken seriously should a real emergency take place, which causes them trouble should ever have a legitimate need.

"I've never known him to sell wolf tickets; I believe his story about being attacked by ninjas."

by weirdoactor December 10, 2008

Speeding Ticket

This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.

Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.

by golferdude712 February 23, 2009

tinkerbell effect

just after you meet a girl that is so special like the pixie tinkerbell, and you feel happy and peaceful, as if her magic and sparkle has rubbed off on you. a very good feeling of endorphins and love.

"mate you've gone soft"
"nah its the tinkerbell effect, it will wear off in a bit... i hope"

by stuart lowe January 19, 2008

Ticker Tape Parade

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.

I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009

ticket puncher

is a realatively homosexually thats likes e to punch tickets in small holes

prison ticket puncher

by gonzo12345 August 6, 2009