Shart Paste

When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.

Zach has IBS and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.

by Poopedmypants June 19, 2012

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Shart Warning

Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).

After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".

by sweet_thang October 4, 2012

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Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping

Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012

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Shit shart

When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.

I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.

by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021

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