Shart-Up

When one sharts ( sh**s and sneezes) while hiccuping at the same time.

After eating a hearty meal, the man let out a truly loud and nauseating Shart-Up.

by EmperorBethany672 April 28, 2016

Lord of sharts

Lord of sharts means to be the king of all the sharts that snuck there way through your booty cheeks and in to your underwear.

I am the lord of sharts.

by Lord of sharts July 19, 2020

Shart Paste

When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.

Zach has IBS and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.

by Poopedmypants March 09, 2012

Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.

I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!

by JoeyBomm October 21, 2021

puke shart

When you vomit so violently causing your stomach muscles to tighten, and your anal sphincter to loosen thus releasing the dreaded shart.

Yo Molly was so sick heaving last night that she puke sharted....totally greased her underwear.

by Aztec Two Step March 31, 2020

Throat Sharts

the opposite of shitting your pants

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts

by shep hound February 12, 2020

Brain Shart

A brain fart immediately succeeded by verbal diarrhoea.

Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.

by rugdealer October 06, 2022