Definitions by Poopedmypants

shelfie 

A selfie while you're on the toilet taking a shit. Shit + Selfie = Shelfie.

"I'm shexting you right now, next I'm gonna post a shelfie to Instagram!"

shelfie by poopedmypants April 19, 2014

Shart Paste 

When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.

Zach has IBS and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.

Shart Paste by Poopedmypants June 19, 2012

LMBH

Lick my butt hole.

"YOU'RE GAY AND YOU LIKE MEN!"
"lmbh"

LMBH by PoopedMyPants October 6, 2009