National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

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pixie is tall

everybody else so so so tiny

wow bro pixie is tall. that's crazy.

by crumbbdumpster October 21, 2020

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On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.

"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"

"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"

by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020

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I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

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The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time

Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice

by TheExtraName February 10, 2021