A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.
by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011
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You're such a table.
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Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
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Get the Taking my talents to South Beach mug.The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.
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