Tabletop

A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.

This new Alienware is a real tabletop!

by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

table

An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.

You're such a table.

by TheSarcasticCatfish February 6, 2017

Billy talent

Very good band. Not the best band out there, but still one of the better ones.

Billy Talent rocks. - General Lee the day before his surrender

by Not Zane July 21, 2004

Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting

Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!

by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009

Taking my talents to South Beach

The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.

Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?

Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by ESPNspecial July 10, 2010

tabletalk

The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.

Where is our waitress we need some tabletalk

by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010

loons on loon tablets

people who laugh. a lot.

"we laughed like loons on loon tablets, i.e. A LOT"

by karis November 1, 2004