The wrong socks

When you masturbate into a pair of socks and wear them the next day

Oh shit I was late for school and I think I put on the wrong socks

by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020

Christmas Llama Socks

Who the fuck puts a christmas llama on a sock?

its not funny. get a life caterina

1: Who wants to see my Christmas llama socks ?

2: no fuck off

by AlbieBaxstein October 27, 2020

Pandora’s Socks

When a man uses a sock for masturbation then hides it and forgets about it, Only for his girl to find it months later.

I can’t believe I found one of Pandora’s socks in my drawer!

by RuthlessDre91 April 13, 2021

show me your socks

This means for the person that asked, you show them your pussy with your socks on in a missionary position.

John: Hey show me your socks 😁
Talia: Ok daddy *sends a picture of her pussy*

by miles quincy April 18, 2021

sharpies in my socks

confused

Guy 1: You know the answer?
Guy 2: I dont know man. I got sharpies in my socks.

by samsonuwan May 11, 2021

Wearing No Socks

the act of being a dirty ho

Look at Mandy, she's wearing no socks
She's such a dirty ho.

by anonymous July 17, 2022

suck the socks on the rocks

When you se some juicy white socks sitting on the rocks and suck them.

Joe: Should I suck the socks on the rocks?
Bill: Of course you should.
Joe: Alright da- man.

by greenmeenyo August 27, 2022