Total Slacker

1. A slacker who has the extraordinary ability to procrastinate the most simple of tasks and do a below average job on important assignments; usually a college student who is entering second year in college with the credits of a freshman

2. In china it is called a Szeto
3 .In Japan it is called a Kodama
4. When in presence of a jew it is refered to as a Kaufman

1. Phill: Hey Ryo! Have you studied for the bio test yet?
Respone: Oh shit! We have a bio test? I haven't gone to class or done any of the homework, you think I will be alright?
Phill: dude, your a total slacker
Ryo: shut the fuck up

2. Your a god damn Szeto you lazy son of a bitch!
3. Who the fuck do you think you are never doing any of your shit your a fucking Kodama! Your never going to graduate
4. God damn man! You never do any of your work! You’re a god damn kaufman!

by Phillip Kaufman June 14, 2006

pecker smack

The action of a male using his genitals to smack a (fe)male in the face, also called a "mushroom stamp"

"So, what did you guys do when you got home?"
"Oh, not a whole lot, she was randy so I gave her a pecker smack."

by capilla27 January 19, 2009

fag smack

(verb) To hit another across the face with a lit cigarette in hand. Similar to a 'bitch slap' but to greater effect.

"Hassle me about smoking again and I'll fag smack you"

by sundaycoma May 23, 2009

Head Smack

Slapping your (usually) left hand to your forehead as you lower your head to make quick contact with each other. Often done in response to someone doing or saying something stupid.

-A similar response to "Here's your sign........"

Person 1: "So no shit, there I was in the middle of the street, and some guy nearly ran me over!"

Person 2: *head smack*

by RocCityGoddess May 13, 2010

Ran Sacked

the act of a male running so intently with jogging shorts on that his testicles thwack painfully onto his leg.

Jimmy had to miss the marathon he had been training for because he ran sacked himself so bad during training he bruised a nut.

by EmeraldFirefly September 25, 2010

Ginger Smack

After having sex with a hot ginger babe, you smack your flaccid penis back and forth against her cheeks till her milky white skin turns a lovely pinkish hue.

I was all up in her last night braaaahhh and then finished her off with a ginger smack. How were the cheeks? Pretty n pink braaaaaahh. Pretty n pink.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Honey Smack

v. the act of injecting your urethra with honey and ejaculating onto a woman's face, then proceeding to violently pummel her with your erect penis.

"Omg Brittany, where'd you get that black eye?"
"I got honey smacked by Dylan last night- the honey was nice but I don't like what came after"

by chubbywafflemix February 25, 2020