Single Mother of Zero
Women at or approaching their biological clock for motherhood yet have no children and take their childlessness out on the world, treating the whole world like their child. (not exclusive to women, men can also do this, only if they're the beta type though)
Women at or approaching their biological clock for motherhood yet have no children and take their childlessness out on the world, treating the whole world like their child. (not exclusive to women, men can also do this, only if they're the beta type though)
Smoz (Single Mother of Zero)
The smoz mob canceled another one... (smoz version of grounding)
Stop Smozthering everyone, go have a kid.
Lmao this smoz (in context of someone being over bearing treating strangers like their children).
The smoz mob canceled another one... (smoz version of grounding)
Stop Smozthering everyone, go have a kid.
Lmao this smoz (in context of someone being over bearing treating strangers like their children).
by 001TMR December 29, 2021
Get the Smoz (Single Mother of Zero) mug.If you say you are 50 percent single it means that you and a member of the opposite sex have agreed that you like each other but you are not going out.
Joe: I really like you..
Natalia: I really like you too
Natalia: but i dont think we should go out...
Joe: me nither...we could be 50% single
Natalia: yeaa
Natalia: I really like you too
Natalia: but i dont think we should go out...
Joe: me nither...we could be 50% single
Natalia: yeaa
by Natalie ♥ July 24, 2007
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Often seen as DSM and used in lifestyle (swinging) conversations to refer to the stereotypical single male. These are often men of any age who assume that they will get laid or can be crass given the situation.
Did you hear about the jerk DSM at the party last night? He thought he could just grab me and have his way.
by miathyria March 3, 2005
Get the dreaded single male mug.Coin money that adds up to one dollar. the term is used when one needs change for a vending machine. Can also be used when one uses excessive coins to make a purchase for lack of paper money.
Do you have a jingle single? I want a bag of chips out of the machine.
Sorry about the jingle singles. I thought I had a five dollar bill in my wallet.
Sorry about the jingle singles. I thought I had a five dollar bill in my wallet.
by CEZ April 6, 2007
Get the Jingle Single mug.The act of implying that you have a significant other, but refusing to fully commit to being in a relationship by saying you are taken. Also used to confuse people who are very drunk into thinking you are available for drunk-sex when your significant other is standing near or is in the same room.
"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I'm not-single, so...."
"....Alright, so wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I'm not-single, so...."
"....Alright, so wanna go back to my place?"
by dajanra April 9, 2008
Get the Not-single mug.A dorm room that has been assigned to multiple people but everyone but one student move out leaving a larger than normal room for one person.
by Kevin Rollins March 23, 2008
Get the super single mug.Meaning you like someone, But you think you will be in a relationship soon.
Or you like someone who likes you back.
Or you like someone who likes you back.
by Brittany005 June 13, 2008
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