Ryan

A fat motherfucker who thinks he's the shit but it's all in his head. He's compensating for his tiny millimeter peter. He thinks he knows shit about music but doesn't. He always goes around tryin to play girls and almost always fails because he has no fucking game. A shitty friend and a horrible boyfriend. Besides he prolly already has a baby mama or two.

He already had two girlfriends? Wow...he pulled a Ryan.

Ryan by rockinitbatmanstyle November 30, 2011

Ryan

cock·y - arrogant; pertly self-assertive; conceited

Ryan: He walked in with a cocky air.

Ryan by obzzerver June 27, 2008

ryan

a fucking asshole who needs to get a damn life. he's a loser and a loner. always talking shit about people hes jeaslous of. brakes girls hearts and then just doesnt give a fuck about it. then goes around and flirts with other girls right in front of her just to get her jealous

girl1: hey did you her about ryan and that girl?

girl2: oh yeah i heard he boke her heart.

girl3: well he doesnt seem to care much with all his flirting?

ryan by ...,..., March 9, 2010

ryan

a fat gay slut usually sucking other guys 12 inch penises under the table while at dinner with your parents, also is a wannabe girl

hes such a fucking ryan

ryan by skullcandy010101010101 December 14, 2016

Ryan

A Creepy pedophile who likes asking for pictures of young teens usually male preforming seductive poses naked. This arouses him giving him a boner.

Ryan: Can i get naked pictures of you?
William: ryan is so gay
William: see
William: proof everyone
Ryan: og cmon
*!Ryan: oh*
Ryan: jsut send the mnaked to me
Ryan: you posing
Ryan: with your dick in hand
Ryan: and your mouth open
William: wow
William: ihate you

Ryan by Mr.Hawking June 26, 2009

Ryan

the biggest douche bag
usually associated with the mass use of marijuana
usually very un responsible while doing so.
brings weed to school.
and repeditivly says "no no no no no" in a pot head mannor.
Makes out with their best guy friend while not under the influence of ANY substance while in a commited relationship with a WOMAN and denies it.
then fucks trashy girls on park benches.

Dude dont be such a Ryan

Ryan by Queen Sethy May 24, 2008

Ryan

A guy who will break your heart. A lier and a cheater..Don't waste your time with him.

Girl 1: Oh! Did you hear? I'm going out with ryan!
Heart Broken Girl: ...You will regret it. Trust me.

Ryan by </3NoLonger March 15, 2010