when your at your girlfriends house and you jackoff and get it in your eye then come in to school the next day wherein an eyepatch
so u been pullin an aj"
by twinkeybandit April 3, 2009
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My friend: You slept with 6 playmates?!!!
Me: I'm shittin you not!
My friend: You slept with 6 playmates?!!!
Me: I'm shittin you not!
by The Weadamann May 29, 2009
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Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey
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Get the Pulling a Seb mug.Man 1: Hey man did you hear about the war in iraq?
Man 2: yea dude its pretty hectic
Man 1: reckon Australia is thinking about pulling a yusuf?
Man 2: yea dude its pretty hectic
Man 1: reckon Australia is thinking about pulling a yusuf?
by Mr.XY July 25, 2010
Get the Pulling a Yusuf mug.Not to be confused with the scientific theory of a branching pattern of evolution; pulling a Darwin actually pertains to a particular style of professionalism.
Pulling a Darwin is when one abandons his/her social and career obligations in order to fully commit to a spontaneous act of singing.
Pulling a Darwin is when one abandons his/her social and career obligations in order to fully commit to a spontaneous act of singing.
Person 1: So what's going on with you today man?
Person 2: TROLOLOLOLOOOO
Person 1: Ugh guess someone is pulling a Darwin today
Person 2: TROLOLOLOLOOOO
Person 1: Ugh guess someone is pulling a Darwin today
by Awesome541841 August 15, 2010
Get the Pulling a Darwin mug.When a person, company or organization takes over something that people depend on, then totally screw it up so bad, or jack the price up ridiculously high, that it's now completely unusable and loads of people are just plain screwed. The perpetrator then gets off totally scott free, laughing in total glee at others misfortune. Usually used to destroy a competing service, company, technology, person, memory, holiday or other resource. Named for Oracle, Inc. after their acquisition of Sun Microsystems, and Oracle's subsequent destruction of the Java programming language and MySQL database system. But applicable to every day life by cool people as well as nerds. Because cool people are actually smart, not pathetic losers who revel in their own idiocy.
Say you're at a party and some dude grabs your beer then spits in it. "Want it back now?" he says. That's Pulling an Oracle.
Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.
Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.
Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.
Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.
by TwistedMotherFucker December 12, 2010
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