Potangle

1. The potato of the future.

2. A strictly geometric potato chip. (Potanglechip)

3.Study of Junk Food geometry. (Potangology)

1. The all new potangle has the potential to cure SUPER AIDS.

2. Why won't you share your potanglechips?

3. My friend majored in potangology. He is quite fat.

Potangle by International Council of Cake March 19, 2009

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Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.

"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."

Potato Pelting by A. Fakename October 27, 2009

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Potatattack

When you eat a bit too much potato all at once, then your chest really hurts, feeling a bit like a heart attack

Dave shovelled the chips into his mouth, all of a sudden he started flailing his arms about and yapping

Dave's friend: dudee you okay?
Dave: Its good just had a Potatattack

Potatattack by G33sus April 12, 2010

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potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.

I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.

potato dust by phillydrifter September 2, 2010