Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist

A sex position where a male comes from behind a woman standing on her head, wraps one hand around her waste, while holding a seagull by the feet. The seagull is then dipped in any liquid (diarhea in an old coffee can works wonderfully). The seagull is then stuck into the vagina and twisted in a circle while the male and female both caw vigourously.

I gave my wife a Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist for our fiftieth wedding anniversary.

by Gouda June 11, 2006

painting the crackhouse

Repairing or restoring something that no one cares about.

Anthony is fixing the old clothesline poles. Why? I don't know, he's just painting the crackhouse.

by 3e_fro April 17, 2005

social paintball

A paintball video community that focuses on making the sport of paintball more social by visually showing people how fun and exciting paintball can be.

Did you see that video on YouTube today? Nope, already saw it on Social Paintball like 3 weeks ago.

by King Vicious November 3, 2009

Polish Painter

the act of pooping on another person's chest and finger painting a picture with it.

Guy: My girlfriend took a dump on my chest last night!

Other Guy: Did she give you a Polish Painter afterwards?

by Snarffy January 14, 2011

Green Paint

Money/cash

Rob Thomas: Well I gotta wait for the first to go out, sugar.
Christina Aguilera: What for baby?
Rob Thomas: I ain't got no green paint til then, mama.

by Johnny B Great March 3, 2011

Painting Nails

The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.

Painting nails pink be right back.

by S1a2b3r4i5n6a7 February 21, 2009

college works painting

A company that seems to good to be true, and guess what it is. They claim all sorts of things arent true including, but not limited to: Pay, # of hours working, time alocated for jobs ect. The company lie's to the managers (aka "interns"), who then lie to the painters, and in the end nobody is happy. With The managers geting no where near what they are promised by the company due to equipment expensis employee payment ect, and the painters working rigorous hours to make a schedule that is set so they can make below minimum wage. DONT DO IT!

I was a painter and i got paid very little for hard work!
DONT DO IT!

College works painting is crap

by Maciej Szczepański June 25, 2009