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ass paste

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think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.
"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"
by jim May 7, 2005
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pastie bap

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a pastie is a battered almost burger like creation of which im actually not sure of the ingredients.anyhow the pastie is placed inside a bap,and with the optional(though highly recommended)addition of grated cheese it becomes a tasty meal all of its own.

according to speak norn iron"the pastie bap is 100% pure northern irish through and through.it was invented in 1987 to counter the popularity of wimpy burgers in belfast".
gis a pastie bap and a a small cheesy chip and a tin of pepsi
by Kunstable January 18, 2007
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Pasting

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The act of rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples in order to get high.
Dude, wanna go pasting?
Nah bra, my nipples are crusty.
by Embargo October 15, 2012
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The joyous feeling of needing a nap directly after consuming a delicious bowl of pasta
Sarah: "guess what I've got?"
Majella: "pasta belly...???"
by Captainsarcasm November 5, 2010
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pasty white pastrami

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A derogatory term used by the brothas to mean a white Caucasian male. Describes the white male as very white, sticky like a pastry and adds a random similar sounding food item for good affect.
homie: yo pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
white man: pasty white pastrami?? but I dont even get it...
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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greener pastures

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"Would you say they find me unstable
Cause they see me act a little bit different
But I know my way to greener pastures and
Think about it, won't you think it over
Please..."
by *MICHI* April 1, 2003
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Pastral

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Pastral pronouced: pay~strool
noun. The remaining pastry flakes after consuming something which contains pastry.

Pastralise pronouced: pay~stra~lies

verb. The action of licking ones fingers too attain flakes of pastry off a plate after consuming a tasty treat.
"I feel like a kid again with a place full of pastral".

Dude 1: "Are you finished with your pastry?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Why?"
Dude 1: "Good, because I'm going to pastralise the shit out of that plate!"
by Ferritocious Oncore December 23, 2010
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