1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.
2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009
Get the Table facedmug. People trying to find a table to sit at in a crowded coffee shop. They will often circle the coffee shop repeatedly while looking for a place to sit and will hover buzzard-like near the table of someone who looks like they might be about to leave.
In Seattle’s popular coffee shops it’s common for customers (often with laptop computers), to sit at their tables for hours making it hard for other people to find a free table to sit at.
"The other day I was writing at Cafe Solstice in the U District. It was full and the second I started packing up I could see a couple table vultures hovering, just waiting for me to leave."
"The other day I was writing at Cafe Solstice in the U District. It was full and the second I started packing up I could see a couple table vultures hovering, just waiting for me to leave."
by Cryptolexicographer December 5, 2013
Get the Table Vulturesmug. A combination of the terms table, meaning a horizontal plane on which to engage in coitus, and saw, being an acronym for "Short and Wide". The meaning is to engage in sexual intercourse with an obese midget, doing so on a table.
by GeneralDiabeetus September 18, 2016
Get the table sawmug. Table dick is a severe physical disorder that causes your dick to look like a table only 1 out of 1,000,000,000 pepole have this disorder
by Fuck a twig April 7, 2017
Get the table dickmug. The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.
by Biznart October 28, 2008
Get the table taxmug. When a woman lies under a long, very low glass table while upwards of five men compete to ejaculate on that low-lying glass table. The jizzum does not actually touch the woman, it remains on the table. In the best case scenario, the woman feels really weird that she is so close to jizzum, but not actually in contact with jizzum. In the worst case scenario, people blame you for inventing something called "clear table" when, in fact, you did not.
Wow, that game of clear table was so gross. I just wanted to give that glass some windex or something...i mean with all the jizz on it. And i think that bitch got stuck under the table because it was so long...and low-lying.
by Tommy Irish July 27, 2010
Get the Clear Tablemug. When you just finished hate fucking a girl, doggy style, and you flip her off of your cock, forcing her into a somersault.
by Sirup January 23, 2021
Get the The Table Flipmug.