A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
by niko5 May 04, 2022
During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.
by Mancho76 February 15, 2025
by John XD92 November 23, 2022
Slang for the practice of self gratification but using both hands at the same time in an overhand fashion.
Mopping and cleaning to perfection
by Deck crew November 21, 2024
by D.Fire June 06, 2022
A sexy ass chimney mop is a super hot person who's hair is only of finest quality to clean the insides of your chimney.
by Chimney mop July 13, 2022