mitchell lowden

A male who so gay he'll take any bloke from behind

Mitchell Lowden enjoys men from behind

by Allahakbaaaaar1 July 15, 2019

mitchell

the whitest person ever

1: man, I'm like whiter than mitchell
2: no ones whiter than mitchell

by x e n November 28, 2022

Mitchel

Wanneer iemand Mitchel heet betekend dit dat je beter kan oppassen voor de 23cm lange kitspuit achter zijn gulp.

Alle mannen moeten hun vrouwtjes in het nest verstoppen voor hun gezicht geglazuurd is met een 2cm dikke laag liefdescream.

Die Mitchel heeft mijn vriendin ge-cream-ed

by Titomakanii November 22, 2021

Freddie Mitchell is ready ........

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,

"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....

by BloggerDad April 29, 2009

Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

Mitchell

A person who gets mad at his friend for spending time with his girlfriend, rather than him.

Dude, Alex just went off on me right now for going to the movies with my girl instead of him! He’s being such a mitchell

by ARinneyTinTin June 10, 2022

Mitchell Perron

When the idiot loser from high school says something so dumb everyone who hears it becomes less intelligent

Yea, Trevor sure pulled a Mitchell Perron when he said his dick hurt because his boyfriend bit it again

by DanielleSmithistrash July 10, 2023