the mahler

a dude that likes big weiners

Bro, you can tell josh is a mahler by the way he checks out men

by daddy March 8, 2004

mapper

The ability to be constantly bugging someone, and no matter how hard you try to get away from the mapper, it still seems to be grabbing onto you.

Also, a mapper is sometimes a Party Pooper. It'll fight, and contradict you in almost every subject until the point where you just give up.

MAP ATTACK
Friend: "Oh man, I am so sore from work."
Mapper: "Oh yeah, try 3 hours of Rugby practice!"

Friend: "Aww, I have to go to work for ten hours!"
Mapper: "Oh yeah, I worked at the bigstop for 13 hours straight! I didn't even get to take a nap!"

by Friend of Mapper April 11, 2005

maplehood

The part of Maplewood, Minnesota where it's all apartments and you shouldn't go there at night because you'll get mugged/molested

get out of your car and see if you still have hubcaps because we just drove through maplehood

by mark July 8, 2004

Mailer

One who mails, and uses stamps and envelopes as weapons against unexpecting victims.

The official title of Mailer is only given when the MailGod and MailGoddess decide to do so.

1. What a complete Mailer!

2. Oi you Mailer!

3. Stop hogging all the envelopes and save some for the Mailers!

by Mailer February 11, 2004

Maple Cake

Something that looks good, but tastes horrible. Also used metaphorically.

The new Modest Mouse CD is maple cake to the max.

by Jesska March 24, 2004

maplejuice

Slang for Canadian hottie

KBo has an extraordinary ability for slurping up the maplejuice.

by Pasha's Minister of Hijinks April 15, 2008

maple shade

home of Lil cabbage,Stoners,and lit party's. Located between Camden and cherry hill they even have a set of "crips".

Guy:yo u tryna go to Maple shade and get some Loud?
guy2: yeah bet.

by broWitAto November 23, 2020