Scrotum Licker

One who licks the scrotum of the male genital area.
Sick but it's true, some do this for religion.

Steve, A Scrotum Licker - "As part of my religion unnamed for legal reasons it is vital I lick the scrotum of a male once a week."

by FindMeThere October 19, 2006

Jock Licker

Someone who is so obsessed with the popular kids at school that they will lick the jock's jock just to be noticed by them, or because they really like it. Also a more heinous nickname for Washington Huskies QB Jake Locker.

Dude, here comes that Jock Licker. Lets make him do something disgusting for our amusement.

by Quacky Bird July 25, 2010

Couch Locked

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008

Lobster Licker

a) Someone who loves Lobsters
b) a lesbian
c) a lobster fisherman

Look at those Lobster Lickers.

Bob, loves Lobster . . . one might say he's a Lobster Licker.

by MrEvilGoat April 13, 2009

Pillow licker

A hefty tough man who falls for cute things like kittens and soft puppies.

Man 1: Dude that wrestler is such a pillow licker!

Man 2: Really? He seems tough!

Man 1: No way! I saw him playing with some kittens the other day!

by Grand Tissue Box December 29, 2012

looker

a hot person

She's a looker!

by Flogic August 18, 2013

bum licker

repugnant public display of obsequious adulation towards an individual. Excessive flattery, for improving personal gains (social, professional, financial, sexual etc.)

Rapid promotion was gained by bum licking the managing director.

The man only mirrored the views of the other people around him because he was incapable of developing and announcing his own. He was a complete bum licker.

by chuckmundo April 28, 2011