Nick Jonas Power Moment

-Adjective

A section found in almost every Jonas Brothers' song (A band of brothers originating from New Jersey) where the youngest Jonas Brother, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, sings, using a large portion of his soul and guts, inducing thousands of fan-girls to tears.

Can't have you: "So tell me what we're fighting for, cause you know that the truth means so much more..."

Sorry: "Filled with sorrow filled with pain, knowing that I am to blame, for leaving your heart out in the rain..."

Don't Charge me for the crime: "I throw him out of the car, I say, you know me well. I'm not going to jail, I'm not paying your bail..."

These are all Nick Jonas Power Moments.

by Nick-Jonas-Fan September 13, 2009

Danny Jones

Very, very hot guy. Talented lead guitarist in British band, McFly. His looks won him the Most Fanciable Male '04 in the Smash Hits award - beating the likes of Usher. Danny's deep, Bolton accent is enough to send anyone weak at the knees.

Danny is pure gorgeous?

by kate52 July 23, 2008

joisey

"Joisey" is the way some New Yorkers mispronounced New Jersey (both leaving out the "New" and pronouncing "Jersey" badly). People who moved to New Jersey from New York and who prided themselves in not having the extreme accent of some people in their old New York neighborhoods would sometimes ridicule and imitate the way these New Yorkers referred to New Jersey as "Joisey." These days, some people from other parts of the country, or at least not from New Jersey, mistakenly think that "Joisey" is the way New Jerseyans commonly refer to their state.

I told my old neighbor that I've missed him ever since I moved to New Jersey, but he kept saying that I had left the old neighborhood to go to "joisey" and that now I was a "joisey goil."

by Farfalla February 24, 2008

Jonas Brothers

a three person band who wear extremely tight skinny jeans to make it look like their dick is bigger than it actually is.

Kayla: Who are those people, and why are their jeans so tight?

Karolina: Those are the Jonas Brothers...duh!

by Knightsarecoolx12 May 3, 2009

Jenison

Small town full of sheltered people, referred to as "the bubble." There is a church on every street corner, and the football team blows. The people of Jenison are an interesting group, growing up in a conservative town in a liberal age.

I've seen 5 churches on this road.
We must be in Jenison.

by CocoabutterwithvitaminE April 14, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Retard-ginger-ass-lickers who think horny little girls like their music. But on the contrary these young girls want to feel the Jonas Brothers tiny tight little nothings. Their music sucks, they think that while they are playing live they can play a solo while holding down a power chord on the guitar for a minute and a half. Anybody that knows music and cares about the music not just the goddamned looks will all agree that their music is a huge pile of babies raped and devoured by a giant four foot wide vagina with razor sharp teeth. Anyone that considers this music should be raped, and at that whoever thinks this is "rock" should be killed by a brutal death. Goddammit Metallica is rock, Led Zeppelin is rock, Queen is rock, The Who is rock, but for all that is holy do not EVER consider The Jonas Bothers (yes i made that typo for a reason) music or else I will haunt your dreams.

Any girl that calls us jealous, take a look in our pants and see the difference, also who THE FUCK would want to be in a god awful band with the most shittiest songs?

Forgot to mention that their fan base consists of girls that want to fit in si they "adore" the jonas brothers and gay guys.

Led Zeppelin ROCKS!

Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Bitch please, shut up before I rip your pussy and/or penis out so you have no more hope of entering in sexual intercourse with the Jonas Brothers

Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Shut up before we are forced to rip your ears off cause you obviously cant distinguish music.

by Franoit April 21, 2009

Nick Jonas

A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.

Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere

by Weezernatorr October 1, 2008